The first teaser trailer for JJ Abrams' Star Wars: The Force Awakens was only released a short time ago, but people are already grabbing hold of some of the more striking imagery from the footage and meme-ifying it - namely, the new lightsaber with mini-crossguard sabers on the side:

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First off, this is cool as hell, and don't let ANYONE tell you otherwise. Second of all, this is sorta ridiculous and worth making a few gags about now (because once we see this in action, tearing motherf***ers apart, NO ONE WILL BE LAUGHING):

 

It started by adding more mini-lightsabers all over...

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But - wait - gotta keep those mini-lightsabers organized!

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And it's even better in GIF form.

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And with all these extra lightsabers, might as well make a Swiss Army Saber.

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Then things got weird. Keyblade-weird.

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And still...weirder.

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Then someone noticed that the sword looked an awful lot like an upside-down cross, and naturally...

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...which naturally led to a duel of the December holidays.

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And finally, the ultimate culmination - and, even though it's just a joke, an idea that would actually be pretty badass.

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And, really, if you're upset about this new lightsaber design, here's something to keep in mind:

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