4. Angel and Husk have sex in the sky in front of friends, family

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Many of you called me out when I neglected to include this gem in the Comic Book Sex Scenes article, so here it is, you deviants. For those not familiar, original X-Man Angel was in a brief relationship with Husk, a mutant whose ability allows her to change form by shedding her skin. Besides the aforementioned age gap, the most troublesome part of their fling came during the makeup sex. In particular, the part where Angel whisks them into the air so they can skyfuck while everyone watches. 

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Not only are they humping mid-air in front of teammates Wolverine and Nightcrawler, but Husk's mom is like right there. I get that mutants take everything up a notch, but it takes a special couple to indulge their sexual exhibitionism in front of their parents. Even for those in the audience who aren't blood relations, it's not like the view from the ground is anything more than flapping wings and manbutt convulsions.

The pair had to cut their gland-to-gland combat short, but the nice thing is that instead of taking a shower, Husk can simply rend the flesh from her own body and pretend none of this ever happened. I suggest everyone else do the same.