5. Whoa, did you see that?! He has a wedding ring! I can't believe this guy's married!

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6. But the world would be a better place if bread were bouncy!

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7. You are the love of your life. As long as you are very flexible.

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8. He became an expert pool player to overcompensate for never learning how to swim.

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