Oh wow! The NBA!
Yup. This is the big time.
Wow. Maybe one day I can be the new Michael Jordan.
Michael Jordan. Best basketball player of all time. Ring a bell?
Never heard of him. I think you're thinking of Scottie Pippen.
So, anything I need to know?
Just your typical 2 on 2.
I'm pretty sure that's not how pro basketball works.
And how are your 30-foot high backwards dunks?
not so great.
That doesn't bode well. Well as long as you can make three shots in a row, you'll be on fire.
Is that a metaphor?
No. Now time to teach you the rules rookie. First, don't goal-tend.
Is that the only rule?
Basically, yes. Also, shove people a lot. That tends to help.
That makes no sense.
Just do the best you can, kid. I'm sure you'll have them yelling "Boomshakalaka!" in no time!
That's not a thing people yell.
Are you sure? It's like, the most common catchphrase ever.
This whole thing is freaking crazy. This isn't basketball-this is a circus! You hear me! A circus!
Calm down, it's not a-
Is this a bad time?