Conan O'Brien is taking on Assassin's Creed, and - like most of us - really couldn't give a shit less about the Abstergo, Animus, and anything that isn't "you're an assassin in the French Revolution." Really, Conan O'Brien might be the most straightforward, raw, and honest game reviewer around today, since he has pretty much zero preconceptions of any of this and is just giving unabashed reactions to whatever he's presented with.