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Look, but do not touch! What a beautiful thing you are NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY WITH. How fun.

 

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All fun, all the time, no responsibilities!

 

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It would be all fun all the time, if you didn't have to deal with the occasional ten-ton, piping-hot, stinking turd.

 

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They seem like a good idea at first, but they demand constant exhausting attention. You can fool yourself into thinking you're interacting meaningfully with someone, but you're really not.

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This shouldn't require explanation.

 

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Cool to look at, but you can't really... do anything.

 

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Dude, no one will look at you the same if you own even one of these things.