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Wake up, the Force! You've been asleep for a long time. The alarm has been going off for like 20 minutes now and the neighbors are pissed.

Predictions for this trilogy:

  • Episode VII: The Force Awakens
  • Episode VIII: The Force Hits the Snooze, It Just Needs Like Five More Minutes
  • Episode IX: OH GOD IT'S ALREADY 9:30 I'M GONNA BE SO LATE TO WORK

 

Note that our previous report is no longer accurate.