True Cory In the House DS fans (aka "Cor-Buds") have flooded Metacritic's user ratings for the game over the years, and the end results are this: it's got one of the highest ratings in gaming history. Right now, it stands at a 9.7 - but as more and more Cor-Buds put in their perfect 10 reviews, it's almost guaranteed to climb higher.
What games is Cory in the House DS better than? Quite a few:
Mario Kart? More like Mario Fart - since it ranks a full .6 points lower than Cory in the House DS.
Destiny cost $500 million - yet it got over 3 points lower in its average user review score than Cory in the House DS. You know what would have been a better use of that money? Buying $500 million worth of copies of Cory in the House DS.
Dark Souls 2 just won the Golden Joysticks Game of the Year award - with an average user score that pales in comparison to the lofty heights achieved by Cory in the House DS. To be fair, Cory in the House DS deserves a Game of the Millenium award.
The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds was praised for its tight controls and fresh take on Zelda mechanics - but instead of praise, we should have been spitting on it and cursing its name for being such an absolute piece of shit compared to Cory in the House DS.
You know who REALLY took an arrow to the knee? Anyone who chose this garbage game instead of Cory in the House DS.