Marvel's big adaptation of Pinocchio (strangely titled "The Avengers: Age of Ultron") is finally out! It was supposed to be released next week, during an all new Agents of SHIELD, but the internet got antsy and the trailer leaked early, so Marvel just threw its metaphorical arms up in the air and put it on their Youtube channel.

 

HULKBUSTER OMG

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ROBO-PINOCCHIO OMG

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Oh, hey - Andy Serkis is playing a HUMAN BEING. Either that, or they're doing some very unnecessary motion capture to create a CGI Andy Serkis:

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Also, that human being appears to be Ulysses Klaw, a soon-to-be supervillain who mostly battles with Black Panther - which means...BLACK PANTHER FILM COMING OMG

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HEY BALLERINAS YEAH SURE WHATEVER OMG

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CAP'S SHIELD IS BUSTED OMG

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BUT MAINLY THIS