Just when you thought the original Star Wars trilogy couldn't be watered down by revisions any more, it was revealed that in a new book about Grand Moff Tarkin, the first name of Emperor Palpatine would be made known. The best part? The Emperor's (aka Darth Sidious) first name is Sheev.
Like, a weaker, more poorly-spelled version of Steve, basically. The most powerful, evil dude in the universe doesn't even have the dignity of being named "Steve." Can you imagine how non-threatening all instances of the Emperor's name would sound if they said "Sheev" instead of "the Emperor"? Well, you don't have to, 'cuz we did it for ya.
Never forget #SithMasterSheev