We've previously featured some of the more disturbing pieces of Nintendo merch from years gone by, but there's something even more unsettling about these dead-eyed plastic faces. It makes you wonder just what the Happy Mask Salesman was damn cheerful about.

 

"It's 'a me your worst nightmares made flesh." 


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(Creepy Breathing Intensifies)

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"Yoshi's Story" as written by Cormac McCarthy

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At least this explains why it looks like Ash never ages.

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"Excuuuuuuuse me, anyone with human decency!" 

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How is this jigglypuff mask NOT the subject of every internet creepypasta?

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