And now for select quotes from this guy's kids, who were forced to go along with his dad-joke.
"Okay, dad, we're posing with the box you made. It's very funny. Can we go play outside yet?"
"Yep, the joke's pretttttttty clear now, dad. Pretty sure everyone's got it. Anyways, we were just about to play freeze tag and-"
"Instead of PRETENDING to play, we could ACTUALLY be playing right now. You get that, right, dad?"
"You know, I'm pretty sure I could call Child Protective Services about this shit."
"WE ARE YOUR CHILDREN, NOT SOME PAWNS TO BE MOVED AROUND FOR YOUR OWN TWISTED DAD JOKES."
"Ha. Okay, that's pretty good. I still hate you, dad, but that's pretty good."