The website Government Attic regularly posts government files and documents it receives through the Freedom of Information Act. While most of these are extremely dry and boring, occasionally something truly magnificent will show up. For example - a document was posted that collected complaints made to the FCC about The Simpsons, between 2010 and 2013, and - while a few are well-reasoned, calm reports of concerning content (not really, but close) - the vast majority are wildly-misspelled, grammatical error-ridden pieces of insane nonsense.

These are 12 of our favorite complaints, unedited, for your enjoyment:

 

1. I heard a word that means the anatomically-appropriate word for male genitalia! Also WHAT ABOUT THIS OTHER SHOW?! 

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2. "This cartoon butt has offended me." - someone who apparently never noticed that Donald Duck and Winnie the Pooh's asses are constantly exposed

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3. Barney's film had heart, but The Simpsons had kicking in the groin (aka "SEXUAL AGONY"?!?!?!).

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4. Not only that, but they heard the "T" word ("the"), the "O" word ("origami"), and the dreaded "Q" word ("quite").

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5. What if kids try to imitate this by becoming train engineers who carry around felony-level amounts of pot?

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6. Fun fact: Playboy magazine is never mentioned or implied at any point in this episode.

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