What if Mulan's "I'll Make a Man Out of You" - which is, without question, the best modern Disney song ever - took place in the world of Pokemon? Instead of a young girl pretending to be a boy to join the army, it's Gatomon (of Digimon) pretending to be a Meowth to join Red's team - and the parallels actually work pretty well.

Check it out:



And in case you wanted to sing along, here are the lyrics:

Let's get down to grinding
To defeat, our foes
Did they send me tailows
When I need, Ho-ohs

You're the weakest team I've leveled up
And since I haven't caught mewtwo
Mister i'll make a mon out of you

Tranquills in the forest
E-X-P, we crave
Once we find the center
We are sure to save

Could use candies so we'd stand a chance, 
But ive only got a few
Somehow I'll make a mon
Out of you.

How does it know dragon breathe
It's a level seven goomy
Boy that Tentacool's Whirpool is sure to win
We're gonna get rolled out to death
Hope she doesn't sweep right through me
Now I really wish that I knew Rapid Spin!

*CHORUS*

POKE-MON

You must use swift on a Double Teamer
POKE-MON

With all the force of the great Suicune
POKE-MON

With all the STRENGTH of Electivire
Mysterious as the dark caves of Mt. moon

*/CHORUS*

Rocket hideout puzzles
That we'll need, to solve
Heed my every order
And you might evolve

You're unsuited for the HM04
So pack up, go in BOX 2
How could I make a mon
Out of you