Despite what the internet conspiracies say, the Dorkly crew is stuck being Smash-less until the game officially comes out. Heck, we didn't even get an early demo code. But the flood of screenshots being taken from ill-gotten japanese copies is throwing mountains of coal onto the hype train. We haven't been this frustrated about an upcoming release since, well, the last Smash Bros. game.

I can't look at this picture of Mega Man without hearing "Immigrant Song" in my head.

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My Secretary don't want none unless you got buns hun.

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Iron Man Armor Mark III-DS

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Kirby's about to get a taste of Yoshi's Cookie, if you know what I'm butthole.

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I did it all for tanooki.

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This the first time I've seen a character express the true existential horror of Kirby.

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Y'all folks need Arceus.

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