Meet Krimp. He's an orc - but unlike the uniformly super-capable, fearless badasses from the Peter Jackson films, Krimp is...kinda a wuss. He can't even tackle a human, he's afraid of the woods, and all the other jock orcs wanna kill him. Which brings up an interesting thing - we never really got much of a sense of some orcs not being into the whole "let's help Sauron conquer Middle-Earth and cover the world in darkness" thing. Maybe some of them just wanted to live peaceful lives someplace without fire and ash.

Anyways, the story of Krimp and his trek into the woods is only about 7 minutes long, yet is 100 times more engaging and involving than anything Peter Jackson's done over the 5 hours he's spent on The Hobbit so far. Pretty impressive.