8. Time to finally get into those Undead Creature of the Night workout tapes.

 

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9. Are you telling me the Pinchy episode of The Simpsons was a lie, Neil? Why would they lie to me?! WHY?!

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10. Neil's onto something here, everyone. There must be something VERY special about the smell of dog-butts. Let's investigate.

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11. 16.1" pizza? Do you mean a "Super Pizza", Neil?

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12. To be fair, while waiting in line these days we can play Candy Crush on our phones. Who's "wasting life" now? BTW I've spent $500 on this stupid game that is absolutely no fun.

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13. "Truth"? The word you're searching for is "nonlie," Neil.

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14. They would also need a road built straight upwards towards a rotating moon and would need some kind of artificial gravity to hold them to it and never sleep, but still an interesting point.

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15. Wait...are they not?!

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