Did you ever trip, seemingly on nothing? Did you ever feel woozy and couldn't tell why? Have you ever done anything clumsy EVER?
Here's some good news: it wasn't your fault. It was actually a bored, pixelated, IRL version of Mario, out to cause trouble and play tricks on us petty mortals. So beware - the next time someone wipes out while skateboarding around town, it could be you.