Here's the thing, if you're going to make the character models more realistic, can we please just first minimize the "Eldritch Horror" aspects first? Check out these screenshots captured by osakandestroyer.tumblr.com.

 

This has got to be one of those sex-moves you read about on Urban Dictionary.undefined

 

You guys like my "Sand Worm" cosplay?undefined

 

She got LEEEEEEEEGGGGGSSSSS...undefined 

... she knows how to use them.undefined

 

"They say I am half a man, but what does that make the lot of you!?"undefined

 

"They're coming to the Marker. Convergence is at hand..."undefined

 

"MAKE. US. WHOLE."undefined