Behold - an incredible TARDIS replica has been refitted to serve as an outhouse at the Warmley Waiting Room Cafe in Bristol, England.

But you know what? We're not going to make the obvious joke here. Nope. Not gonna do it. We refuse to refer to this thing as the TURDIS. We refuse to degrade our...oops.

But, I mean, c'mon. TURDIS.