For the low, low price of $150 you can get a one-of-a-kind Blu-Ray that is sure to make your friends say "Oh lord, why does that testicle have a face!?"

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I'm not going to BEGIN to guess what faustian merchandising deal made this thing a reality, but the cynical nerd in me finds it laughable that someone is going to be RE-WATCHING "Amazing Spider-Man 2" so often that only a dead-eyed Jaime Foxx can serve as a proper shrine to its greatness.

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Let's look at the amazon reviews:

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That one seems insincere, let's try another...

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Alright, there has to be SOMEBODY who likes this thing.

There you go, comic book legend Stan Lee approves! 'Nuff said.

Are there other pieces of "memorabilia" that makes you want to facepalm with the strength of an angry god?