In America, things work a little differently than in the Kanto region. For one, our cops don't all look exactly identical. For another, our Pikachus are a little less well-mannered and our Ash Ketchums are tractor-riding dads who just got some McDonald's breakfast.


And now for the Pokemon Theme Song - America Style!


I'm already the very best

Like only I ever was

We don't do well with standarized tests

But we invade countries just becaaaaauuuuuuuse...


I will travel across the world

Always better - far and wide

Teach Pokemon to understand

Hold on, my stupid kid needs a ride...


Pokemon - gotta bring democracy to 'em all!