Mario is really living the dream in Super Mario World - he can fly with a cape, his worst enemy's plan involves throwing toys at him, and he gets to ride around on a dinosaur!

And still, Mario spits in the face of this dream. He constantly punches his dino-pal in the back of the head, is generally unappreciative of the fact he HAS A DINOSAUR, and...worse things. You know what we're talking about.