11. Penguins mate for life but Bruces die alone.
12. Because spending time in Neopia isn't trippy enough
13. Safari fashion always finds a way
14. It's your destiny
15. And you thought NPH couldn't be any cuter
16. Neopets blocks the words "nuts" and "cucumber" on its message boards but allows these:
via whitexweetok and myplanetorlando
17. LIVING THE DREAM
18. Everyone knows Snowghetti and Meatballs is an aphrodesiac
19. This slorg's Toothy? More like Mouthy.
20. A peophin is cheaper than an engagement ring