11. Penguins mate for life but Bruces die alone.

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via thedarksideofneopia

 

12. Because spending time in Neopia isn't trippy enough

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via fuckyouneopia

 

13. Safari fashion always finds a way

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14. It's your destiny

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15. And you thought NPH couldn't be any cuter

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via bananakins

 

16. Neopets blocks the words "nuts" and "cucumber" on its message boards but allows these:

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via whitexweetok and myplanetorlando

 

17. LIVING THE DREAM

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via pumpkinchemicals

 

18. Everyone knows Snowghetti and Meatballs is an aphrodesiac

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via candykougra

 

19. This slorg's Toothy? More like Mouthy.

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via brucicle

 

20. A peophin is cheaper than an engagement ring

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via thedarksideofneopia