I don't think anyone will disagree when I say that Dorkly is a Pokemon-leaning site. As the only Neopets fan amongst our employees, I've often remained quiet when we discuss fond memories of digital pets.

But no longer. I refuse to believe that I'm the only one who visited The Money Tree daily, that I'm the only one who played Meerca Chase instead of studying, that I'm the only one who abandoned every single Faerie Quest I started. I know there are others like me out there, I know I'm not alone. Because tumblr.

 

1. Cannibalism? Those animals!

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2. It's the ancient Egyptian version of cryogenics

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3. What's weirder? A slug with arms? Or a slug named Oat?

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4. Where are all the Neoconomists?

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5. Not very famous last words

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6. Just put your heads together and think up a solution!

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7. MAKE IT WOCKY

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8. Mitt Romneo

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9. "Miss New Booty" by JubJub Sparxxx

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10. Ogrin seems okay with it

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