If only Luke gained everyone's powers as he defeated them throughout the films.

Except Stormtroopers (they'd give him Terrible Aim).

Also the Rancor (it got beaten by a gate).

And...well, he actually didn't defeat Vader or the Emperor or Boba Fett, so he doesn't get any of those.

Hm. Maybe it wouldn't have helped Luke all that much.


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