If you watched any major news organization over the last day or so, you probably didn't get any ACTUAL news, but did hear that Orlando Bloom threw a punch at Justin Bieber. The problem is...who cares? They're two celebrities that have zero effect on our lives.
Luckily, there's a way to summarize this whole pointless affair that is actually pretty fun to watch.
What do your elf-eyes see, Legolas?