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If you watched any major news organization over the last day or so, you probably didn't get any ACTUAL news, but did hear that Orlando Bloom threw a punch at Justin Bieber. The problem is...who cares? They're two celebrities that have zero effect on our lives.

Luckily, there's a way to summarize this whole pointless affair that is actually pretty fun to watch.

What do your elf-eyes see, Legolas?

"Biebers."

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