George Clooney

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George Clooney is secretly the best Batman - the only problem is that he's trapped in a terrible Batman movie. But watch it again - even with the terrible material he's given, Clooney is great throughout: he's suave and debonair as Bruce Wayne, and as Batman...well, he does exactly what everyone does as Batman, which is wear a ridiculous suit that makes it look like you've got way bigger muscles (and nipples) than you actually do and punch a bunch of no-name thugs.

But there's a big thing that the rest of the Batmans (Batmen?) have SERIOUSLY been lacking in that Clooney excels at - there's only one part of Bruce Wayne that is actually visible when he's Batman.

His chin. And America, ain't nobody got a better Batman chin than George Clooney. (this sentence is dedicated to the memory of Bernie Mac)

Suavest Bruce. Best chin. Some damn fine bat-nips. George Clooney deserved better.

 


 

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