Sableye: Well, you didn't eat all of OH GOD STOP EATING YOUR OWN EYES
Ditto: you are one messed-up pile of mutating sludge, buddy.
Giratina: you're just being protective, so that's understandable.
Sandshrew: as someone who never was able to catch you (since I had Pokemon Red), let me remind you that I have no fond memories of you nor nostalgia. I will not hesitate to dump you into a PC and leave you there forever.
Magnemite: Yeah, we remember.
Gardevoir: SAFE SEARCH ON. ALWAYS.