Uh, Caesar? You don't see how problematic this is?
What? What's wrong?
We're riding horses, dude.
So we're subjugating another species of animal, one we've deemed "lower" than us. Doesn't that sound at all familiar?
Remember how people used to keep apes in cages and experiment on us and use us for their own means?
Ohhh, like how humans subjugated apes!
Yeah - and look at us now. Didn't work out so great for them. That subjugation built into a deep-seated and justified resentment in all apes, one that came to bite humanity in the ass. Doesn't it seem like we're repeating an obviously doomed cycle?
Haha, I'm sure that won't happen to us. Anyways, I should get back to testing this experimental brain gas for horses I've been working -
WAIT OH SHIT NO
So we take over San Francisco to defeat the apes?
Precisely - those apes thought they could use us as nothing more than transportation, well we'll show them!
Well, I guess that works. Those apes did treat us pretty badly. My only concern is...
...the fact that we're riding elephants into battle?
Yeah, it just seems like the exact same thing that happened -
I know what you're gonna say, and trust me - this is a TOTALLY different scenario.
Okay, that makes sense, I guess. Anyways, here's that experimental elephant brain gas you were asking for.
Thanks, I was looking for -
OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING.
What?! What is it?!
We're in San Francisco - what if we found the Full House house and took a picture outside of it? We could caption it...
...that is a goddamn baller idea.
Soon, we will overthrow our horse oppressors!
They seem PRETTY concerned with taking selfies in front of the house from Full House, so that shouldn't be a problem.
Hey dude, should we give this experimental brain gas to these animals we're riding?
You mean the motorcycles? No, I guess.
Smart call, dude.
Hey, wanna tear down the Statue of Liberty and freak out some astronauts?
Hell yeah, dude.