One day famed, celebrated, and beloved actor Peter Dinklage walked into a recording studio at Bungie headquarters. There he gave the most impassioned and emphatic line reading in videogame history: "That wizard came from the moon." He definitely wasn't bored out of his mind and just recording some lines for some dumb videogame in his pajamas in order to collect a paycheck for next to no work. That DEFINITELY is not what happened here.
Anyways, Mr. Dinklage's now infamous quote has been immortalized as a t-shirt - produced by Bungie no less!
Now you too can express to people in the most bored, uninterested manner possible that there are MOON WIZARDS.