Ever hear something horrible and/or hilarious on Xbox Live? Send your submissions to overheardonxbox at gmail.
I once entered a room in the middle of a rant. Some guy was screaming about how the last kill was 100% bullshit.Guy1: YOUR MOM SHOULD HAVE HAD AN ABORTION!!!!!Guy2: I know right? I fucking hate my sister!-Rhett
I once played several Halo 3 games with someone who may have had insults confused. When he sniped someone he said "Yeah! You just raped me so hard!" or "Oh, dude, I just sucked that guy's dick," but when he died he would say that he raped them. This guy was also extremely good so he would "suck their dicks" and "take it in the ass" a lot considering he got 25+ kills a game. To this day, I have no idea if he was joking or not.-Brian
One day I was playing FM3 and this little kid comes into the lobby.Kid: I'm going to smoke all your asses with my ride (he was using a Ford Focus)My friend: Dude, you're driving a f***ing Focus.Kid: Yeah, but I'm such a better driver than you shit heads.Me: Kid, I've been playing videogames since you were swimming around in your daddy's balls.Room booms in laughterKid: Well, I've been fucking your dad for years.Me: OK, you keep banging guys. You're already driving the car for that.-Noah