Listen, NONE of us are saints when it comes to Roller Coaster Tycoon. We've all sent guests flying off obviously unsafe coasters and straight to their inevitable demise, we've all drowned customers who annoyed us, and we've all charged money to go to the bathrooms.

But this is something more. This is psychotic. Nearly 5,000 guests, gathered in one spot - and suddenly drowned, all at once.

Six Flags: Patrick Bateman is sounding less and less like a good idea.