ThinkGeek, the nerdy purveyor of amazing/unnecessary merchandise has unveiled their plans for a life-sized plastic Mega Buster. This serves as a long-awaited replacement for "literally anything that fits over your hand while you run around making pew pew sounds".

As you can see from the diagram and videos below, the product will light up and make sounds and in general serve as the "thinking man's Hulk Hands".





You can preorder one now for 79.99 with a delivery date in late 2015.