"THIS TEDDY BEAR ISN'T HERE TO CUDDLE"

via SuperfluousMoniker

 

"YOU JUST PICKED A WHOLE BOUQUET OF OOPSIE-DAISIES, MOTHERFUCKER"

 

via theDrkillshot32

 

"YOU'RE IN FOR A GALAXY OF PAIN, CHILD"

 

via SuperfluousMoniker

 

"GET THE SHELL OUT OF MY HOUSE WITH THAT BULLSHIT"

 

You need to watch this gif with sound. Please, we implore you.

via Kotaku

 

"YOU THINK YOUR MORTAL WEAPONS CAN STOP A GOD?"

 

via bluesmagician

 

"THIS IS THE SECOND HOG I'VE RIDDEN TODAY - FIRST ONE WAS YOUR WIFE."

 

via Kotaku

 

"WOULD YOU LIKE SOME ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE - ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL?"

via forthex

 

"WELCOME TO THE CHARIOT RACE OF YOUR NIGHTMARES."

via NeoGAF

 

"SHELLS ARE RED

AND SO ARE YOU

SOON YOU'LL BE DEAD

AND I'LL SHOUT WOO-HOO."

 

via NeoGAF

 

"CONSIDER THE TOAD-DEBT PAID."

 

via HomelyCluelessBat

 

The only one who can take down Luigi is...HIMSELF.