"THIS TEDDY BEAR ISN'T HERE TO CUDDLE"

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via SuperfluousMoniker

 

"YOU JUST PICKED A WHOLE BOUQUET OF OOPSIE-DAISIES, MOTHERFUCKER"

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via theDrkillshot32

 

"YOU'RE IN FOR A GALAXY OF PAIN, CHILD"

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via SuperfluousMoniker

 

"GET THE SHELL OUT OF MY HOUSE WITH THAT BULLSHIT"

 

You need to watch this gif with sound. Please, we implore you.

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via Kotaku

 

"YOU THINK YOUR MORTAL WEAPONS CAN STOP A GOD?"

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via bluesmagician

 

"THIS IS THE SECOND HOG I'VE RIDDEN TODAY - FIRST ONE WAS YOUR WIFE."

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via Kotaku

 

"WOULD YOU LIKE SOME ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE - ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL?"

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via forthex

 

"WELCOME TO THE CHARIOT RACE OF YOUR NIGHTMARES."

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via NeoGAF

 

"SHELLS ARE RED

AND SO ARE YOU

SOON YOU'LL BE DEAD

AND I'LL SHOUT WOO-HOO."

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via NeoGAF

 

"CONSIDER THE TOAD-DEBT PAID."

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via HomelyCluelessBat

 

The only one who can take down Luigi is...HIMSELF.