Works as both a terrible pun AND a racist impersonation of Asian accents. It's the South Park "City Wok" gag in Pokemon-form!
It might take you a second, but once you have it, you'll have a serious hankering for tossed salad and scrambled eggs.
If Golden Sun were a person, this would be justifiable grounds for murder. The police wouldn't even book you.
It's a good thing these guys destroyed Saruman's tower at the end of The Two Towers, otherwise I'd be pissed.
Detective...bomb cases...Candice ArOH GODDAMMIT
Really, we could have made an article of nothing but Animal Crossing puns, but we decided to turn over a new leaf.
"Don't make any pumices you can't keep." - a volcano
PUN AVERTED. Thank god he didn't have that one extra point.
It was a "grave" mistake to put together this article! Haha, but seriously, now I want to die.