1. Works as both a terrible pun AND a racist impersonation of Asian accents. It's the South Park "City Wok" gag in Pokemon-form!

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2. It might take you a second, but once you have it, you'll have a serious hankering for tossed salad and scrambled eggs.

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3. If Golden Sun were a person, this would be justifiable grounds for murder. The police wouldn't even book you.

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4. It's a good thing these guys destroyed Saruman's tower at the end of The Two Towers, otherwise I'd be pissed.

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5. Detective...bomb cases...Candice ArOH GODDAMMIT

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6. Really, we could have made an article of nothing but Animal Crossing puns, but we decided to turn over a new leaf.

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6. Really, we could have made an article of nothing but Animal Crossing puns, but we decided to turn over a new leaf.

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6. Really, we could have made an article of nothing but Animal Crossing puns, but we decided to turn over a new leaf.

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7. "Don't make any pumices you can't keep." - a volcano

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8. PUN AVERTED. Thank god he didn't have that one extra point.

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9. It was a "grave" mistake to put together this article! Haha, but seriously, now I want to die.

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9. It was a "grave" mistake to put together this article! Haha, but seriously, now I want to die.

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9. It was a "grave" mistake to put together this article! Haha, but seriously, now I want to die.

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9. It was a "grave" mistake to put together this article! Haha, but seriously, now I want to die.

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9. It was a "grave" mistake to put together this article! Haha, but seriously, now I want to die.

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10. ...I'm done.

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