OHHHH MAN - here he comes, the big guy - Mario. HEY, HEY MARIO!
Oh, hey World 1-4.
SUP, SUCKER? YOU READY TO TAKE ON MY STAGE OF NONSTOP HURT?
Actually, I think I'm gonna just do World 1-3...
PSH - everyone does World 1-3. World 1-4's where it's AT. I got sophisticated level design for DAYS, son.
Yeeeeah, but I only need to beat ONE of you to get to the Toad House, and World 1-3's got a warp whistle, soooo...
I...I might have a warp whistle.
Yeeeeeah...but you don't.
...you don't know that.
I'm pretttttttttttty sure I do.
Please dude, just...you can use a P-Wing on me and fly through the whole level. I just want to be played. No one ever plays me.
Yeah, but I might lose a life trying to beat you, soooooo...
You won't lose anything! I promise!
You don't know that.
AND YOU DON'T KNOW ME! YOU'VE NEVER KNOWN ME!
This is getting weird. I'm gonna beat 1-3, seeya.
YOU WERE NEVER THERE FOR ME.
PLLEEEEASE! SOMEONE PLAY ME! I'M SOOOO LONELY!
Oh boy! World 1-4 is still open!
STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, LUIGI.