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  2. World 1-4

    OHHHH MAN - here he comes, the big guy - Mario. HEY, HEY MARIO!

  3. Mario

    Oh, hey World 1-4.

  4. World 1-4

    SUP, SUCKER? YOU READY TO TAKE ON MY STAGE OF NONSTOP HURT?

  5. Mario

    Actually, I think I'm gonna just do World 1-3...

  6. World 1-4

    PSH - everyone does World 1-3. World 1-4's where it's AT. I got sophisticated level design for DAYS, son.

  7. Mario

    Yeeeeah, but I only need to beat ONE of you to get to the Toad House, and World 1-3's got a warp whistle, soooo...

  8. (pause)
  9. World 1-4

    I...I might have a warp whistle.

  10. Mario

    Yeeeeeah...but you don't.

  11. World 1-4

    ...you don't know that.

  12. Mario

    I'm pretttttttttttty sure I do.

  13. World 1-4

    Please dude, just...you can use a P-Wing on me and fly through the whole level. I just want to be played. No one ever plays me.

  14. Mario

    Yeah, but I might lose a life trying to beat you, soooooo...

  15. World 1-4

    You won't lose anything! I promise!

  16. Mario

    You don't know that.

  17. World 1-4

    AND YOU DON'T KNOW ME! YOU'VE NEVER KNOWN ME!

  18. Mario

    This is getting weird. I'm gonna beat 1-3, seeya.

  19. World 1-4

    YOU WERE NEVER THERE FOR ME.

  20. (World 1-4 sobs profusely)
  21. World 1-4

    PLLEEEEASE! SOMEONE PLAY ME! I'M SOOOO LONELY!

  22. (Mario dies, Luigi takes his turn)
  23. Luigi

    Oh boy! World 1-4 is still open!

    1. (extremely long pause)
  24. World 1-4

    STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, LUIGI.