1. I'll run headfirst into a train station column, and I'll try getting into this toilet. Anything for a chance to live in the Harry Potter universe.
2. Hey, Fry-man, you wanna not stick your butt IN MY FRICKIN FACE?!
3. Cue a thousand "what the deuce" jokes.
4. Noise-canceling toilet should be the new standard for ALL toilets. At least at Chipotle.
5. This Quake toilet got a LOT of play in the late 90s, not so much nowadays.
6. Most bowel movements are more pleasant than King Joffrey.
7. You don't need walls when you're guaranteed to never have anyone look to the left or right.
8. If only there were achievements in real life...
9. I don't like to be watched when going to the bathroom, but we can make this work.
10. Boba Fett's most embarrassing moment, replayed over and over forever. Now with urine!
11. For when you have a case of the Kessel Runs...