I'll run headfirst into a train station column, and I'll try getting into this toilet. Anything for a chance to live in the Harry Potter universe. 

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via MrShow77

 

Hey, Fry-man, you wanna not stick your butt IN MY FRICKIN FACE?!

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via green_derp

 

Cue a thousand "what the deuce" jokes.

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via tmillsin

 

Noise-canceling toilet should be the new standard for ALL toilets. At least at Chipotle.

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via Raaroni

 

This Quake toilet got a LOT of play in the late 90s, not so much nowadays.

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via streeter5000

 

Most bowel movements are more pleasant than King Joffrey.

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via coolmaterial

 

You don't need walls when you're guaranteed to never have anyone look to the left or right.

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via lifestylelive

 

If only there were achievements in real life...

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via geekroom

 

I don't like to be watched when going to the bathroom, but we can make this work.

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via oakoak

 

Boba Fett's most embarrassing moment, replayed over and over forever. Now with urine!

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via toiletsarlacc

 

For when you have a case of the Kessel Runs...

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via star-wars-daily

 

 Let's hope the other side of the toilet portal is far, far away...