1. Well, it's the only one, so therefore it is therefore the "hottest"

 

2. Haha "it's my nip in a box!"

 

3. Please make this stop

 

4. Oh god why???

 

5. THIS ISN'T HOT AT ALL

 

6. WHAT?! YOU SAID THERE'D ONLY BE 5!

 

7. FIVE. FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE.

 

8. (*sobs silently*)

 

9. DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF 'NIP-SLIPS'?!?!?!