Hey, kid! HEY!
What? What is it?
There is something SERIOUSLY messed up with your shadow.
What do you OH SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT
Like, I know we got two suns here on Tatooine and that messes with the shadows, but yours looks like a freakin' Elmers Glue container or something.
I was gonna say - looks sorta like a lady in a mumu with a really bad bob haircut.
You don't think it might have some kind of...ominous warning, do you?
You mean a....foreshadow?
Haha, good one. But for real - even in a galaxy filled with weird aliens and a magic Force that binds all life together, that's some fucked up shit going on there with your shadow. You probably got space cancer or something.
Maybe it's, like, my future shadow? Like, how my shadow will look like in the future?
On the one hand, that's a really dumb theory, but on the other hand - I've had a similar thing going on.
Who are you by the way?
Oh, I'm Jar Jar Binks.
Not important. By the way, if anyone asks, just tell them I said "Meesa" a lot and acted like a total idiot.
Trying to work out an extremely complicated power move that would make me a Republic senator and in a position to turn our Republic into a ruthless Empire. I wanna make sure everything thinks I'm a jackass idiot so they don't suspect anything.
Right, like they'd let some pseudo-amphibious idiot like you be a senator.
...your shadow looks like a Dalek with the tip of a dildo attached, kid.