1. Gather Up All The Necessary Materials
2. Succumb to the Tempting Nature of Power
3. In a Paranoia-Fueled Rage, Force-Choke the Love of Your Life
4. Get Your Limbs Chopped Off After a Harrowing Battle With Your Former Mentor
5. Get Horrifically Burned
6. Get Rebuilt By Your New Master
7. Congratulations! Now You Have An Authentic Darth Vader Cosplay!