Step 1: Pick the worst movie of the year
Step 2: Forget how to spell "Batman"
Step 3: Re-evaluate your life choices
If you're gonna knock off a console, maybe at least choose one of the successful ones.
via My Treamcast
The Super Mega-Son, the follow-up to the Atari Proud-Dad
I really don't get the complaints that the Xbox is too big. Seems like the opposite, actually
via Miguel Llinares
GameBoy Advance - Literally Just a Digital Camera Edition sold pretty well considering it played zero GameBoy Advance games
Real winners don't use drugs - THEY TURN THEM INTO HANDHELD VIDEOGAME CONSOLES!
The Nintendo PolyStation Digital Stereo - sold whereever easily confused parents can be found
Someone can't even spell "Phony" right
Honestly, this might be a better name than the Wii
For those who want a GameBoy, but are against gender-specific pronouns...
Also against having a Christmas morning where your kid doesn't scream at the top of their lungs crying.