Johnson, stop asking questions - get back to making those heroes!
Yeah, about that...you SURE these are the heroes you wanna create?
Uh, YEAH. Crime is running rampant and Megan Fox is the city's top journalist. Things are bad and we need laboratory-created heroes ASAP.
Well, if we're MAKING heroes, couldn't we make...something else? Like, pretty much anything else other than THIS.
Jacked man-turtles? You got a problem with the jacked man-turtles we're making?
They look like The Rock and Shrek's horrible lovechild. There's no way these things should be alive.
If you have a problem with these swole anthropomorphic reptiles, just say it.
I am! I am saying it! There are SO many problems with these things. Why are we giving human arms and legs to these turtles? Why do we expect them to do heroic things? They'll probably see themselves for what they are - abominations against nature. If I were them, I'd straight up kill myself right away.
These muscled-up cold-blooded teens are the heroes this city needs.
That's the other thing - they're TEENAGERS. Like, specifically teenagers. Have you ever met a teenager? They're incredibly irresponsible and hormonal and over-emotional. And those are the ones that AREN'T mutated turtles.
You don't get it - the only ones who can save this city are some seriously buff juvenile ectotherms. Four, specifically.
Wait - you only want to make FOUR of these things? To save the ENTIRE city?
Yeah. Four's a solid number.
This is the dumbest plan I've ever heard. I quit.