Yo, Alfred! Check out the redesigned suits!
Oh. Ohhhhhh my.
Yeah, ya like 'em?
Uh. Well....they're definitely, uh, interesting.
Hey Alfred - eyes up here.
Sorry sir - it's just...your nipples.
Yes, Master Wayne. Your Bat-nipples.
You're wondering about the 'em, aren't you?
I'm afraid so, Master Wayne.
As in, why I would bother putting Bat-nipples on my Batsuit?
Indeed. I just don't underst-
Yo, Alfred, what'd I say? Eyes up here.
Sorry again, sir, you're just blasting those Bat-nips pretty hard. It's difficult to not look at them.
I've been around for a while now - my enemies know what to expect when they see me. The entire reason I have the Batsuit is to frighten and confuse my enemies - to keep them off-balance. So I needed to make a change. And that change is Bat-nips.
I'm afraid I don't follow, sir.
With these rock hard Bat-nips poppin' out of my suit, that's ALL my enemies will be looking at. They'll be so confused by my Bat-nips, they won't be able to look anywhere else. That distraction gives me the advantage in combat.
Interesting theory - but they serve no practical purpose, correct?
Nope - but neither do my Bat-ears, yet no one questions that. It's all about intimidating and confounding my foes. When they see these Bat-nips, they'll be the ones slipping.
Rather brilliant, sir. I must admit, between the Bat-nips and the enormous Bat-codpiece, I was worried your Batsuit was becoming some manner of creepy erotic sex outfit.
A simple misconception, Alfred. One that my enemies will share - and that I will take advantage of.
Doesn't really explain the assless chaps you added though.
BAT-assless chaps, Alfred.