Oh man. OH MAN, that was great.
Yeah, that was pretty good. Anyways, let's go, I gotta go pee -
SHHHHH - SIT DOWN.
Oh right - the post-credits scene.
Wait - huh? What was that? Was that Benicio del Toro in a wig in a swamp science lab?
THAAAAT WAS AMAAAAAAAZING!
Okay. Well, that was...something. Anyways, can we go now? I gotta go to the bathroo-
But...but we saw the post-credits scene. We're not gonna sit through the crazy-long credits too, are we? Are you saying there's a POST-post-credits scene?
Are you sure there's another scene? Why would they have TWO post-credits scenes? That doesn't make any sens-
ALL RIGHT, FINE, I'LL PEE IN THE ICEE CUP.
We waited five minutes in a mostly empty theater for THAT? That lasted maybe 15 seconds.
All right. There's no more. It's done. Can we go?
There's, uh, a POST-post-post-credits scene coming...
The lights are on. They're cleaning up the theater. There's nothing else.
By "post-credits scene", I may mean..."post-credits movie."
You're going to sit in this theater until the next Marvel movie comes out, aren't you?
Goddammit, fine. I'm gonna go refill my Icee.