The website Government Attic regularly posts government files and documents it receives through the Freedom of Information Act. While most of these are extremely dry and boring, occasionally something truly magnificent will show up. For example - a document was posted that collected complaints made to the FCC about South Park, between 2004 and 2007. We've transcribed some of the best ones (and tried our best to maintain accurate portrayals of the grammar and spelling used by each):
And now, a few we felt transcription would not do justice.
Here is the image of one of the longer and more detailed complaints, exactly as it appears on the document, which we put here mainly because HOLY CRAP they just put down a bunch of South Park quotes and also this is probably the longest entry:
And now, another - this one who believes their complaints will be taken more seriously when Caps Lock is on:
Here's one where some kid's stepmom copies and pastes what her stepson apparently emailed to the FCC. Something tells me the 11 year old child didn't write this entirely on his own...
And finally, one that sorta ties this whole thing together:
Just kidding. This is the last one!
Read 'em all here. Also check out Gawker's post on FCC complaints about The Simpsons.