For when you want to quit smoking AND ruin the idea that videogames are fun:
For when you want to access a dictionary, but don't feel like adding the "tionary" part:
For when you want to admit that the Cory In The House show just wasn't enough Cory In The House for you:
For when you want to experience life as a hamster, but weren't aware you could use the letter "S" more than once per word:
For when you want an imperfect clone of Cam from Modern Family to tell you about your Zodiac sign for some reason:
For when you want to...go to space? With a skinless tour guide? Sure, for when that happens:
Roughly translates to "Fly, Mr. Science." AS IF THAT HELPS.
For when you want to get a game that straight up does not look like a real game. How is this a real game?!
For when you want to pick the ONE character from all Zelda games that should not have their own spinoff game:
via Nintendo Wikia
For when you want to experience wine tasting without all of the "actually tasting wine" bullshit:
It's a wine-tasting game. FOR THE NINTENDO DS.
For when you want to cause FUN AND WACKY airplane disasters:
For when you want to get your Grandma a Nintendo DS game for the Nintendo DS she doesn't own:
For when you want to catch up on a TV series in the worst possible way:
For the dog hotel enthusiast:
For the dog hotel enthusiast looking to branch out into more pets: