Hideo Kojima, the mysterious creator of the Metal Gear series, loves a few things: long, extended cutscenes, toying with gamer expectations, and tweeting out pictures of amazing looking food. Since we've gotten plenty of the first two, let's take a look at the food stuff:
This is what Hideo Kojima has for dinner when he's running late. My microwaved, still half-frozen Bagel Bites look just as good though.
Not 100% sure, but it appears that this place is so fancy they're putting french fries on their own separate square plate. Square plate for fries is code for "fancy and delicious."
Got some buddies who went to boot camp and they did NOT tell me the food looked like this.
EVEN HIS ICE CREAM IS FANCIFUL AND DELICIOUS-LOOKING.
Note to self: schedule more lunch meetings with Hideo Kojima.
To Hideo Kojima, "Warning" means "Hahahaha my late night snacks look better than anything you've ever eaten."
Uh, that liquid has been FROZEN - so it's now a solid, Hideo. I can't imagine what else you could possibly be referring to.
"Hey, the lettuce at Subway is looking less gray than usual!" - everyone who unfollows Hideo Kojima out of jealousy (i.e. me)
Hideo Kojima makes SALADS look appetizing. The man truly is a genius.
YOU'RE MAKING IT REAL DIFFICULT FOR ME TO ENJOY MY MCDONALD'S BREAKFAST, HIDEO.