GIF of the Day
A History of American Godzilla Trailers
February 26, 2014
Bryan Cranston narrating the SHIT out of a montage of destruction and horror
Ken Wantanabe narrating the SHIT out of a montage of mystery and ominous imagery
What appears to be a mix of epic destruction, multiple kaiju battling, AND an American-ized Godzilla creature that doesn't look like the T-Rex iguana nightmare from the Matthew Broderick film
Pretty nice of them to not actually show their shitty, horribly-designed monster
(referring, of course, to Matthew Broderick)
Yeah, Hank Azaria's panicked laughter - that's what we want audiences to remember!
Godzilla, King of the Monsters! (1956)
Wow, that narrator sure does like overexplaining what Godzilla is and what he's capable of, huh?
I know he would less than 2 months old when this film was released in theaters, but why couldn't Bryan Cranston have narrated this too?
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