Dammit! We need a new hit blockbuster right away! Get me the greatest development guy in the business!
Uh, okay, but who exactly is tha-
11 Year Old Andrew! What movie should we make?
THERE SHOULD TOTALLY BE A SEQUEL TO SPACE JAM!
My god - of course! That's brilliant!
Uh, Doug? Maybe we shouldn't be taking movie pitches from an 11 year old from 1996.
ALSO JAY AND SILENT BOB SHOULD BE IN IT!
Awww hell yes, this is gold, baby, GOLD!
Doug, seriously, teens have terrible opinions. Especially teens from the 90s. Especially THIS one.
THE MOVIE SHOULD HAVE AN ALL SKA SOUNDTRACK! REEL BIG FISH COULD DO THE WHOLE SCORE!
Dope. DOPE. This process for pitching movies is flawless!
Actually, it seems extremely flawed. Like, the most flawed way possible to greenlight movies. Why would we make a sequel to Space Jam in the first place? It was okay but it was just a vehicle for Michael Jordan. Without him, what would be the point? It would just be the Looney Tunes and a weirdly sexualized girl rabbit.
Hey - he's right. Who could we get to replace Michael Jordan?
LITERALLY ANY BASKETBALL PLAYER SO LONG AS YOU PLAY THE SPACE JAM SONG AT ANY POINT IN THE MOVIE.
Damn...this kid is good.